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I don't sweat, I leak awesome.

- gym goer

My warm-up is your workout.

- fitness enthusiast

I lift things up and put them down... repeatedly.

- weight lifter

Sore today, strong tomorrow, sarcastic always.

- fitness realist

I workout because I really love food.

- food enjoyer

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.

- couch potato

My gym face is just my regular face.

- honest person

I don't always go to the gym, but when I do... just kidding, I never go.

- gym avoider

Fitness tip: If you run in place really fast, you can travel through time to lunch.

- time traveler

I'm not out of shape, I'm just hiding my fitness under a layer of protection.

- protective person

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts?

- donut lover

I do yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding, I drink wine.

- wine enthusiast